What About the Dreamhouse? What Barbie Might Include in Her Prenuptial Agreement

Jul 17, 2023 | Prenuptial Agreements

By: Julia Rodgers, Esq.


In the pantheon of cultural icons, the plastic princess known as Barbie occupies a prominent place. Born out of a desire to inspire girls to dream and aspire beyond their traditional roles, Barbie has shaped and been shaped by societal norms and perceptions since her debut in 1959. She’s a beacon of empowerment, a storm center of controversy, and a global fashionista – all packed into a perfectly proportioned plastic figure. Given her iconic status and unprecedented career path, let’s amuse ourselves with a slightly offbeat thought experiment. What would Barbie’s prenuptial agreement look like if she decided to say “I do” again? Fasten your seat belt (or should I say, buckle up your teeny tiny plastic stilettos) and dive into the world of prenups, Barbie style!


Barbie’s Earning Potential and Career Accomplishments

Barbie’s professional life has had more plot twists than a soap opera, boasting an eye-popping array of careers. She’s floated through space as an astronaut, attempted to win the popular vote as a presidential candidate, and even rocked the runway as a fashion designer. With over 200 jobs under her teeny-tiny belt, her resume could give even the most seasoned LinkedIn user a serious case of profile envy.


However, this job-hopping glamour queen’s colorful career history could present some complexity when  it comes to prenuptial agreements. I mean, how does one even begin to crunch the numbers on the net worth of a superstar who’s been everything from chart-topping pop sensation to bone-digging paleontologist? It’s like Barbie took the old adage of ‘having it all’ and ran with it… in her 6 inch heels, of course. 


And let’s not forget about the future. Who knows what cap, beret, or helmet Barbie might don next? Should Ken start preparing himself for late-night conversations about blockchain with Barbie the crypto-guru or perhaps Barbie, the Nobel laureate in Physics? Anything is within the realm of possibility for Barbie. 


In the decidedly duller world of the normal-sized human beings -or at least, the world that isn’t dominated by seven-inch-tall polymath fashionistas – a prenup often includes rules for handling each party’s premarital assets and income during wedded bliss and, well, less-than-blissful marital dissolution. In Barbie’s case, an ironclad prenup is essential to protect her endless list of valuable assets. 


Without a prenup, navigating the vast ocean of wealth that Barbie has amassed over her sparkling career could turn asset division into less standard divorce negotiation and more like a round of bingo on a yacht – where calling ‘Bingo!’ could land you beachfront properties in Malibu or even better, a pink convertible. 


What about Barbie’s Dreamhouse?

The iconic pink Dreamhouse is more than just a key prop in Barbie’s eclectic life story. Depending on whether it’s perched amid the swaying palms of Malibu or smack dab in the center of a bustling metropolis, the Dreamhouse takes on a central role in Barbie’s narrative. Naturally, any prenuptial agreement drawn up would need to clarify the Separate Property status of this architectural symbol of Barbie’s long-standing legacy.


When it comes to valuing real estate in the real world, factors like location, square footage, recent sales of comparable homes and the condition of the property typically come into play. But, let’s be honest –  how does one even begin to put a price tag on Barbie’s Dreamhouse? It’s not every day you appraise a house that can transform from a high-tech space station to a presidential campaign headquarters overnight.


After all, this is no run-of-the-mill, three-bed, two-bath suburban dwelling we’re talking about here. It’s Barbie’s Dreamhouse, a realm of boundless imagination and endless possibilities. So, in addition to considering the usual factors, one might also have to account for the pricelessness of childhood nostalgia and the value of a property that has captured the dreams of millions of children worldwide. Given the Dreamhouse’s iconic status, it seems safe to say Barbie’s prenup would stipulate that she retains ownership, no matter the circumstances. After all, the Dreamhouse isn’t just a property; it’s the bedrock of her inextinguishable legacy.


Intellectual Property

Barbie is not just a figure of beauty, but also a figure of brains. Over the years, she has released pop albums, starred in various movies, and even penned books. These creative pursuits create a multitude of intellectual property rights, a valuable asset class that often goes overlooked in prenuptial agreements. Recognizing the significance of these rights, it would be sensible for Barbie’s prenup to specify who owns these creations and retains the right to profit from them. It’s a question of attributing the rightful ownership and earning potential from these creative outputs, and respecting Barbie’s impressive versatility and creativity.


Alimony + Spousal Support

Given Barbie’s lucrative careers and assumed considerable wealth, another significant point her prenup would need to address is the terms of alimony /  spousal support. If she were to divorce, it’s entirely plausible that her partner, be it Ken or otherwise, might be entitled to spousal support. The agreement might outline the conditions under which such support would be provided. This is crucial to ensure fairness and predictability, and to prevent potential conflict or financial strain post-divorce. A well-defined prenup would preemptively address these concerns, as Barbie would surely prefer.


Personal Belongings and Collectibles

Barbie’s collection of iconic possessions is as diverse as her careers. From her miniature designer outfits to her bright pink convertible, Barbie’s collection of personal belongings could easily become a contentious issue in a divorce. Therefore, it’s likely that her prenup would specify if and how these personal items would be divided. The goal here is to avoid any potential conflicts that could arise from ambiguous ownership. By crafting a prenup that slices and dices property division with more precision than the sushi chef at Barbie’s favorite five-star restaurant, she will ensure the safety of her cherished belongings. After all, nothing puts a damper on post-breakup retail therapy like a dispute over who gets to keep the hot pink helicopter!


Charity Work and Philanthropy

Barbie’s generous spirit is a cornerstone of her character, and it’s no stretch to imagine this being reflected in her prenuptial agreement. Amidst the serious business of divvying up dream houses and deciding the fate of those adorable mini-accessories, her prenup could lay out plans to keep her philanthropic endeavors running smoother than her Corvette’s engine.


To achieve this goal, Barbie’s prenup could delineate that, come rain or shine, Ken’s new toupee or not, Barbie’s Separate Property assets will remain hers alone.  This stipulation would ensure her the financial freedom to continue wholeheartedly supporting cherished causes, regardless of where her marital compass points.


Pets and Other Furry Companions

Barbie’s history includes a menagerie of pets and animal companions. She has cared for dogs and cats, ridden horses, and even swum with dolphins. Her prenuptial agreement would need to account for these beloved creatures, providing for their care and custody arrangements in the event of a divorce. Ensuring that these animals would continue to be well-cared for, regardless of her relationship status, would certainly be a priority for Barbie. It would be another way for her to ensure that her life—and the lives of those she cares for—remain stable and secure, no matter what changes might come.


What About the Dreamhouse? What Barbie Might Include in Her Prenuptial Agreement


Negotiating Barbie’s prenuptial agreement is akin to an Olympic sport, requiring acrobatic mental gymnastics that would make her gymnast alter ego proud. With a resume as long as her signature ponytail and a heart as big as her Dreamhouse, Barbie presents a unique and humorous challenge when it comes to prenuptial agreements.


The bottom line is, Barbie is a force of nature – a trailblazer, a trendsetter, a philanthropist and most importantly, a dreamer. And while we hope she and Ken (or whoever her heart might flutter for) share a lifetime of bliss, it’s safe to say that a meticulously crafted prenuptial agreement will ensure that whatever happens, Barbie will always be the queen of her castle. Or should we say, Dreamhouse?


Whether you’re a space-faring astronaut, a pet-loving veterinarian, or just a regular Joe (or Ken), take a page out of Barbie’s (undoubtedly fashion-forward) book. Remember, it’s always a good idea to protect your assets, whether they include a multi-million dollar Malibu mansion or a hot pink, rocket-powered skateboard. After all, as Barbie herself would tell you, it’s always better to be safe than sorry!

You are writing your life story. Get on the same page with a prenup. For love that lasts a lifetime, preparation is key. Safeguard your shared tomorrows, starting today.
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